TODAY IN BIOLOGY CLASS WE LEARNED THAT WHEN YOU MOW THE GRASS THE BLADES RELEASE A CHEMICAL THAT MAKES THAT GLORIOUS SMELL BUT THE REASON WHY THEY RELEASE THE CHEMICAL IS TO WARN OTHER GRASS BLADES OF DANGER SO WHEN WE SMELL THE FRESHLY CUT GRASS SMELL IT’S NOT JUST A GOOD SMELL IT’S THE SMELL OF THE BLOOD AND SCREAMS FOR HELP OF THOUSANDS OF GRASS BLADES
warning other grass blades of danger hahaha what are they gonna’ do they just grass
I learned that you’re breathing in plant sperm wherever you go and eating fruits are the ovaries.
CAN’T FUCKING SLEEP DAMMIT.
Shit forgot you lose an hour of sleep.
EVERYONE PLEASE. PAY ATTENTION. Especially if you’re Asian.
On January 30th, 2014, California Senate just passed SCA-5, a legislation that would repeal portions of California Proposition 209.
In condensed words, this bill allows schools to DISCRIMINATE…
WATCH FUTURAMA THEY SAID. IT’S A FUNNY SHOW THEY SAID.
The last two episodes of the last season hits the hardest.
why dont you get a notification like “this user answered your ask”
One of the perks of living where I do is it doesn’t take long to get to some really nice driving areas. I convinced my buddy Anthony to come out with his S2K for a little photo op. This trail is a local road about 25min from me that I was recently introduced to ( thanks Zach ), and it has the best views I’ve ever seen for a winding back road. Now that my Silvia is really solid and ready to rock, I’m excited to get out there once the weather clears up.
(Source: Flickr / jamesparrishcraig)